You click on that button, thinking you're gonna get some juicy goodies. But BAM! You've just entered a wasteland of Spam City. Emails popping your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more annoying than a mosquito on payday, and offers so shady they'd make a used car salesman sweat. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free stuff!" "Guaranteed results!" Yeah, right. Run for your life fast.

Screw You To by These Scammers

These damn scammers are the absolute worst of the lot. They're constantly scheming to steal your money. Don't let them fool you. They're just a bunch of thieves.

• Run screaming from these bastards.
• Report them to their shenanigans.
• Protect yourself of these scumbags.

Fraudsters: The Lowlife Scum in the Internet

These lowlifes are the absolute scum of the internet. They've got no morals, preying on innocent people just to line her own pockets. They believe they can get away with it, these slick little snakes. But, the truth always comes out, and these freaks will be brought to account.

Don't Fall for This Bullshit It's a Scam

Listen up, you suckers. Don't get ripped off by these crooks. This whole thing is a con job, plain and simple. They're trying to scam you out of your hard-earned dough. Don't be gullible. Do your homework before you give them any data.

• Don't be a sheep
• Be skeptical
• Warn your friends

Remember, you are smarter than that. Don't let these jerks win.

Cretins Everywhere

These morons are constantly trying to scam you. They'll send you emails full of bullcrap. They'll try to sell you nothing. And they'll never stop, no matter how many times you block them.

• Avoid Them Like the Plague
• Block and Report
• Educate Others

Cease and Desist You Phony Ass Scammers

Yo crooks, listen up. I'm done with your pathetic tricks. You think you can just scam people like that and get away with it? Think again, jerks. I'm putting a cessation to your dirty dealings.

You will best back check here off or face the consequences. I'm not afraid of you. You're just a bunch of nobodies.

Here's my message to all {you scam artists: I'm tracking your every move. And when I catch you, it's going to be terrible.